Beware, here lurks evil

Yes, nasty, evil - totally insensitive to others and unwilling to extend herself or her hospitality - she's uncaring and barely civil at the best of times. She doesn't cook for us, she doesn't clean for us, she doesn't do our laundry!

Oh, sorry - just chaneling my in-laws.

Would anyone like my husband's extended family for Christmas next year? Please? Pretty please? Okay, what do I have to throw in to sweeten the deal?